Comedy Secretary Stitches Jimmy “Joker” Durda With Some All-Star Laughs: When she heard her elderly grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to her 95-year-old grandmother’s house to comfort her.
I asked what happened.
Her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love Sunday morning.”
Shocked, Katie tells her that two people about 100 years old having sex are asking for trouble.
“No, no, my dear. Years ago, we discovered the best time to do this is when the church bells are ringing. Just the right rhythm. slow and even. Nothing hard. ”
I stopped and went on. “He would still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come.”
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100 star night.
Nothing brighter than stitches.
The Rockies’ Elias Diaz hit a two-run jack in the eighth inning, and Phillies’ outfielder Craig Kimbrell shut the door in the ninth and held the National League up 3-2.
winner. Down – 1149 Clements.